Skit

(album: BE - 2020)

[English translation:]

[Jin:]
Billboard No. 1 singer is entering

[J-hope:]
Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!

[V:]
Happy birthday, too!

[J-hope:]
Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday!

[Jung Kook:]
Oh, yes

[Jin:]
Guess you don't need a birthday gift!

[Jung Kook:]
This... this doesn't make any sense

[RM:]
We should gift ourselves with something

[J-hope:]
This is the biggest gift!

[Jung Kook:]
This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...

[J-hope:]
So the announcement was today? September 1st?

[Jung Kook:]
This is a double celebration

[RM:]
They say it's Saturday

[*SUGA enters*]

[SUGA:]
Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom

[J-hope:]
Hahaha! [*clapping hands*] I told you!

[RM:]
Tell us how you feel!

[SUGA:]
[*censored*]

[*laughter*]

[Jin:]
Okay, that was fantastic!

[SUGA:]
Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?

[RM:]
There are six No. 1 singers who arrived earlier than you!

[SUGA:]
It fixed my health

[RM:]
How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly

[SUGA:]
I felt healthier

[J-hope:]
I was late to see it too

[Jin:]
I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed

[RM:]
I sent it to the group chat!

[SUGA:]
I could't sleep at all

[RM:]
Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!

[SUGA:]
Sorry, I was crying

[Jung Kook:]
I honestly didn't know it was today

[V:]
Me neither, I didn't know it was today

[Jimin:]
I thought it was this evening

[Jin:]
I thought it was 1:00 PM or something

[Jimin:]
I was thinking it would be great... to get No. 1

[*SUGA sighs*]

[RM:]
Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?

[V:]
Go ahead, have announcement now!

[RM:]
This skit will be legendary

[SUGA:]
I'm gonna do music until I die

[*laughter*]

[RM:]
Musician-for-life announcement!

[J-hope:]
Are we going for a drink? Or what?

[V:]
We should

[SUGA:]
Let's have quick short drinking

[RM:]
Yeah why not

[V:]
Billboard No. 1 singer couldn't get today's dance practice canceled

[J-hope:]
Dance practice canceled?

[SUGA:]
We should dance

[J-hope:]
Okay let's make it short and sweet

[Jung Kook:]
What's for today?

[Jimin:]
"No More Dream." Guys, don't worry

[RM:]
No, we are doing "back to first mindset" project, practicing "No More Dream" when we're No. 1

[SUGA:]
First intention? What first intention!?

[RM:]
No hyung, look. How cool is it? Billboard No. 1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?

[V:]
Write that into a song

[RM:]
How? [*rapping*] I practiced "No More Dream" today, too!

[Jimin:]
That is interesting though, practicing "No More Dream" today

[SUGA:]
Ahh... for real... Do we really have to do rehearsal today?

[RM:]
I woke up in the morning seeing the news and...

[Jimin:]
It's so great. You guys are so great!

[RM:]
You are!

[Jin:]
You are!

[J-hope:]
No, what's so great about No. 1...

[SUGA:]
It's regrettable if you say so

[Jimin:]
I want to do stage so bad seeing this

[RM:]
Hoba, don't you think this is what happiness is like?
[fade]