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Dan Bull

Oh No Mario!

 

Oh No Mario!

(album: Generation Gaming XII - 2017)


Why are video games so bloody violent?
Mindless?
Man, it's time to rewind
To a time where the action was colourful and innocent
Moms and dads didn't have to be diligent
Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant
Mario's back and it's brilliant
I'm a wholesome character that's suitable for children
A real role model when I'm leaping off a building
Come on kids, follow me
Follow me
One
Two
Three
Jump off
And weeeeee
Dash through traffic shouting "tally ho"
Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
I'm a show you pipes
A variety of types
Hash pipes
Crack pipes
Pass me a light
I'm jacked up on mushrooms
Listening to rush tunes
Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
Motherfuck you

Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!

Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!

Fucking listen
Roll up to the club and I jump on the table
Engage in R-rated behaviour that's shameful
Fuck the haters straight up mate
You can jump on a turle, and make it painful
I'm only saving princess Peach
To get a piece and pinch her peaches
Preach!
I'm going to break that bum when I get her home
But I've got the shakes man, I'm coming off the methadone
So I scoff another plate full of goombas
Make her suck me off on the rug like a roomba

Oorah
Rebel rabble rouser
That'll yank down bowser's trousers
And I sell drugs, plumbing is a front
I'm addressing every woman as a cunt
Roughing up a punk
While I'm puffing on a blunt
Duppy motherfuckers and I stuff them in the trunk

Fuck finishers in Mortal Kombat
Oh no Mario!

Mario's already been there, don't that
Oh no Mario!

Fuck Carmageddon
And fuck Manhunt
Oh no Mario!

Mario's worse, he's a God damn cunt
Oh no Mario!

Spin my hat front to back then back to front
I bet you can't do that, you cunt
I'm a little fucking fat fucking plumber
Fucking taking on fucking any fucking comer
I'm a
Loose cannon on the loose
With an appetite for animal abuse
Don't like jews
I don't like you
Don't like anybody, hang them from a noose
Enacting atrocities
Cruelty of all kinds
Bloodbaths
Massacres
Slaughter
And war crimes
Napalming your jungle leaves
While I'm shaking the junk in my dungarees
But you won't get a crumb from me
Because I'm from the streets of New Donk City
Out the Barrio
And I'm heading for hell
It's a me Mario
Beheading infidels

Fuck Saints Row
Fuck Grand Theft Auto
Oh no Mario!

Mario's going to come and cut your throat
Oh no Mario!

Fuck Doom
Fuck hatred
Oh no Mario!

Mario's raping all that is sacred
Oh no Mario!

done

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