Return Of Django Reinhardt

(album: Generation Gaming XXI: Rage Quit The Machine - 2020)

Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

Reinhardt's here from a bygone era
A lionheart, he'll hit high and hard
Dealing truckloads of damage with the rocket hammer
Slamming on your noggin 'til you're flatter than the ham is in a sandwich
Gets hyped for the battle 'cause he's streaming David Hasselhoff
So keep your head down like you're feeding from a cattle trough
You don't want no hassle off, this teutonic dude coming
Two ton of human castle with a tousled roof on it
Suit of armour shining like a tin of shoe polish
Hammer slamming down like they found a new comet
With a nuke on it, new and improved to juice omnics
The supersonic boom rattles in your ear like a loose grommet
With the bass shaking your boot from it
Make you feel like Dre came back and made a new Chronic
So if you've got a problem then come on and do something
There'll probably be nothing left of you except a whodunit

Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

Reinhardt will ride, hard as a hammer on a stallion
Chivalry's alive, but he's not asking if he can marry you
Knight in shining armour, he looks like a high commander
Of a fleet of viking pirates who just seem to like to charm us
During the omnic crisis, he lost the sight in one eye
'Cause he was swamped with irresponsible excitement
It's one thing being confident and hyped up
It's quite another being incompetent and mindless
But underneath the young demeanour, deep beneath the boldness
He believes in being Noble and pleasing Balderich
Flipping massive shoulders that are big as actual boulders
He'll bring you to a dark place as if he's Matthew Holness
He could stroll up to a pack of passing soldiers
And be like: hold up, retreat, go back and pack your dolls up
He could make a navy seal, feel like a baby seal
Can't keep the metal clean forever so let's stain this steel

Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art

When all you have is a hammer everything is a nail
Swinging and flailing it as if it was a tail
Crusading through the place like you were Richard in Acre
Slaying dragons like the king did to people of a different race
Middle age is just a mindstate, get out that little cage
It's a little late to chase youth, that's a trivial phase
And it'll fade, give or take a few years, you'll get all grey
Your little great grandkid will visit your grave and it'll say:
Rip he was renowned for conspicuous bravery
As cheerful and neighbourly as suspicious of knavery
Committed to his mission with a valiant zeal
Although he's trapped in the past like watching Ally McBeal
The man is married to steel but cannot carry a shield
Why would he bother when he can whip out the barrier field
How do you feel when that big hammer is dealing
That much damage, that you really need a charity appeal?

Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart
Guten tag, hallo hi I'm Reinhardt
Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art