I'm A Zombie

(album: Generation Gaming XXIII: Breakfast At Limmy's - 2021)

I'm a zombie, life is lonely
I stroll through the night, hoping somebody might hold me
Hold me closely, grow to know me
Will you be my bro, please? Can I call you homie?
Why, hi! Fancy meeting you, what a great delight
Why's a face as nice as thine about so late at night?
In case you'd like to join me, I'm about to take a hike
Wait, why are you heading off so quick without saying goodnight?
My etiquette's refined, sensitive and kind
No resemblence to the lies, I'm a gentleman defined
But until the sun rises, you hole up in your house, and quarantine yourself, though I'm not horrid for your health
I'm only waiting in the doorway, when are you coming out? I want to play chase, gonna follow you to Hell

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly described as revolting
And quite frankly, I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy who happens to be moulding
Am I shallow? Hell no! I'm attracted to your brains
Something tells me they'll be exactly to my taste
That really ain't vanilla, remaking "Thriller"
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow, real lady killer
The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh
But I've got the best recipe for spuds and some rotten flesh
Let's watch a box set, Netflix and kill
Oh, what a mess, I'm guessing ketchup was spilled, come back!

I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you, I'm gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie, I want you to love me
I've waited for you so long and now I'm kind of hungry
You look lovely, succulently scrummy
I need you inside me, satisfy my tummy
You can hear me coming through the walls all muffled
How are we gonna scuffle then? Sword or knuckles?
I see you punch trees, no wonder Steve's so supple
Call me Green Aki, can I squeeze those muscles?
Me so subtle, please don't struggle
You've got it muddled, I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle and I'm fuzzled why I get rebuttals when I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on, let my brothers join the huddle

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in
Bones that are slathered in guacamole
One day I'll be a skeleton, 'til then we're getting cozy
What force brought us here though?
Was it Notch or George Romero?
We're not so sure but the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us, join us!
The zombie nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life, free from complication
Chase you in the night and making basic conversation
Honestly, the aim isn't creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community, now join our congregation
You're free to leave at any time, there's no obligation
We'll just need to confiscate your brain to keep for compensation
So we thank you in advance for your cooperation

We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you, we're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

What's the use? What's the use? What's the use in all the fuss?
Once we were one of you, now you'll be one of us!
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
One of u
Oh sorry, sorry