The False God

I'm very good at various things, listen

I'm known on seven continents
For the most card decking competence
Got to get that green thing
Whatever the frog it is
Wait a sec, what breed of dog is this?
A little bird told me, he does not exist
I flow from the top like a waterfall descending
Ooh, what a horny penguin
I'm the one on whom it's all depending
I'm deep in the lore, you're pretending
You've never seen anything like this, irreverent guy, his
Pebbles are the size of an elephant with elephantiasis
You have any ideas
How better my life is, now that I'm the nicest?
I'm getting the prizes, if anything, I just
Stand out from the crowd like I'm wearing a high-vis
These shining diamond things keep rearriving
Me thinks they might be the key to surviving
Oh, they're called cores
According to the subtitling
How convenient that beneath there's some writing
I don't need it, but it's nice for beginners just arriving
The innocent kind that generally find
This demon is frightening
I don't, I'm unmatched at Battle Spirits
Can't believe those are actual lyrics
You don't even need to ask who did it
Rapping faster, pushing the track past the limit
Pulling you out of the pack
Shoving you back in the trash
Until you run out of attacks
Within a matter of minutes, I've finished
You haven't even seen Dan begin
And he's already the champion
You haven't even seen Dan begin
And he's already the champion

Mid, mid, capable being can't be bothered