Haunted Casio

(album: Endofunctor - 2023)

Hi kids, let's go
I want to show you my haunted Casio
Don't you know? I will tell you as we go
"Is it spooky?" Oh not really, Suzie
It's fun just like a scary movie
If you're frightened take my hand I'll lead you
There's a nice man that wants to meet you!

I lay silent, wait like vipers
'Til the time was right to strike
Broke out my haunted Casio in the night
And led the children away from the town like pied piper
Then we away went, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Effect of betrayment
Now there's no other way
For the sins of your fathers you all will pay!
It's not bloodlust, it's justice, the ancient way!
Eye for eye, blood for blood
I'm Chris Dorner, Freddy!
I have your daughter ready
To follow my lead wherever we may go
As I play on the keys of my Casio
Is it me or the machine that's magic?
When I smash keys and get to rapping
They shake little bodies like they were madmen
But they haven't even met Jak yet!
He's my friend!
I know many nice men

Hi kids, let's go
I want to show you my haunted Casio
Don't you know? I will tell you as we go
"Is it spooky?" Oh not really, Suzie
It's fun just like a scary movie
If you're frightened take my hand I'll lead you
There's a nice man that wants to meet you!

Follow me to a hollow tree, don't run
All of the many float when the song's done
Rat catchers gathered all the lost ones
The Casio shine under raw sun
Gluppity glup jump in the Jello mold
Better hold on the tail of the devil's notes
Alarm clocks with wings, blinding ghosts
Collide with notes
In kaleidoscope
The blood rain cometh, its time to go
Or fall behind and die in quiet cold
Twisted trails and winding paths
Climbing past
Fluorescent flying math
Ears bleed, keys can't sing enough
With the melody I give you all the gift of sin and touch
Fizzgig in the forest with the wig big
With the magic machine I make the kids sing

Hi kids, let's go
I want to show you my haunted Casio
Don't you know? I will tell you as we go
"Is it spooky?" Oh not really, Suzie
It's fun just like a scary movie
If you're frightened take my hand I'll lead you
There's a nice man that wants to meet you!
He's my friend!