Can't Dance

Excuse me
I don't mean to be rude, see
But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving
Tryna bust a move
How bout we hit that dance floor?
But first, I'll get a little something something on ice
Then I'm James Brown in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance worth shit
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night

I see you smiling
You gotta give me props for trying
I feel it down deep
Bringing that heat
Dad moves on fleek
Yeah the flesh is willing but the feet are weak
So first, I'll get a little something something on ice
Then I'm JT in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance worth shit
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night

But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice
Then I'm Bruno in my mind
When that liquid courage kicks in

Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance worth shit