Tom Cardy - Adventures Of Smokin Joe Rude Man on Lyrkit

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Adventures Of Smokin Joe Rude Man

Adventures Of Smokin Joe Rude Man

Let me tell you a little story
About a man a long time ago
He was the quickest draw in the wild west
By the name of Smoking Joe
(It's Smoking Joe) (Hit the floor)
But he didn't own no six gun
Let me tell you what he'd do
When the varmin rode into town
He'd shoot them down with a big fat fuck you

Smoking Joe, Smoking Joe, Rudeboy
"Lemme make sure I heard you right
$7.50 for a large soy cappuccino
Lemme get my wallet
Fuck youaaaa"
Smoking Joe, Smoking Joe, Rudeboy
"Lemme make sure I heard you right
Even though I'm not with Amazon
You're calling me to tell me that
My profile has been hacked?
Fuck you"

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