Loser

(album: Standoff - 2013)

It's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like me

Deliver pizzas in my mom's car
I moonlight DJ at the booby bar
I play a mean air guitar
Pantera karaoke superstar

I met my girlfriend on the Internet
She's a model, drives a red Corvette
I haven't seen her in person yet
But she sends me dirty picture texts

It's a crazy world
And I can't believe my luck
I'm like a blind squirrel
That somehow finds a nut
They say, easy come is easy go
And the best things in life are free
I hope she can't see…
That it's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like me

She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese
We're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese
Fifty tokens for some skee ball, please
I'm raining tickets on them double D's

A little pizza and a moonlight swim
We're skinny dipping on a lovers whim
I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten
I can't believe I get to meet the twins

It's a crazy world
And I can't believe my luck
I'm like a blind squirrel
That somehow found a nut
They say, easy come is easy go
And the best things in life are free
I hope she can't see…
That it's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like me
Yea, it's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like me

It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell
I took her straight to the motel
And put my mullet in a ponytail

It's a crazy world
And I can't believe my luck
I'm like a blind squirrel
That somehow found a nut
They say, easy come is easy go
And the best things in life are free
I hope she can't see…
That it's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like me
Yea, it's better to lose on love
Than love a loser like…

She loves a loser like me