Biggest Monkey

(album: One For The Mrs. - 2011)

I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all

All your biting and your barking will be in vain
You see me standing right on top of the food chain
I'm not gonna let my brain interfere me
I'm gonna make the other monkeys fear me
Always thought that being nice was a good thing
But now this monkey walks over anything that crosses him
My primate vision made me strong
'Cause people are animals that think too long

I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all

You gotta watch out when you walk over my land
I'm gonna raise hell if you talk to my girlfriend
It's gonna work in my behalf
And when I make a joke, I expect you to laugh
Thats because I'm stronger than you
My muscles make me able to tell you what to do
And I will, yes I will, 'til I'm old and gone
And new young monkeys will take over my throne

And when it comes to you, my friend
I'm gonna put your monkey behavior to an end
And I'm not gonna be easy
Somebody's got to stop you spreading monkey diseases

I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
The biggest, the meanest, the sickest
The loudest, the tallest, the toughest
The proudest monkey of them all now
Of them all now
I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all