Bored As Hell

(album: Viral/Viral, Vol. 1 - 2020)

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell

Woo child, ain't this some bullshit
Guess I'll dust that table off, keep on cleaning
Please lord, ain't tryin to mess wit Covid
But in here, it's clear, I'm running out of meaning

I polished all the silver twice
Ironed all my underwear up nice
Thought about my shortcomins in life
Applied for unemployment up online

Since I can't go outside no more
I need new things to do indoors

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Feeling bored as hell, baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell

Who knew I'd be out of a job
Or that I'd ever be done, with every season of Cops
I done the dishes, knitted this, picked up dog poop
You got a bottle of tequila? cause mine's already through

I can't get my ass in gear
I can't recall the day, month or the year
I think I'll move the chair from here to here
I ran a load of laundry, time for beer

Since I can't go outside no more
I need new things to do indoors

I throw a ring toss, eat some kale
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Ring toss, eat some kale
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell (Can't go outside)
I dip my soy sauce check email
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Soy sauce check email
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell

Since I can't go outside no more
I need new things to do indoors...

And I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell (Can't go outside)
I throw a ring toss, eat some kale
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell (Can't go outside)
Soy sauce check email
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell

Feeling bored as hell
Baby how you feeling, feeling bored as hell