Scam Likely

(album: Before Shit Got Weird - 2022)

That bitch ain't no vegan, man, that bitch was eating turkey
Ain't text me on my birthday, damn near hurt me
I was all on my rapper shit, phones and the trapper key
Broads speaking Japanese handing me my car keys
Then she wanna hit me, like Jim Jones G-up
[?] and re-up, boy you oughta T up
It's a whole lot of stories and lies I could predict
See I'm a damn near a psychic when it come to this shit
I was minding my own business drinking white wine
I get a text say "Nigga, I'm outside"
I get a fit, I gotta flex
She say she got a few things to get off of her chest
And I'ma let her, that ass putting dents in the leather seats
Dents like a [?] sex with celebrities
Would always excite her but she need to be flewed out
Red Porsche Spider, that shit used to be blue'd out
Skrrt-skrrt-skrrt off, my shirt say "Burnt Off"
Before I could a word off she turned her phone alert off
And start touching on my zipper like she [?]
[?] went and got her car detailed at a new place

That's my problem with you niggas, tell 'em like it is
I know that she's using tricks, she got you baby sitting her kids
She got three baby daddies (He love them kids like they his)
Uh, yeah, couldn't be me
Not the kids but the mattress dog, I couldn't let it happen dog
And I might be boujie for that
It's just levels to this shit and I know where I'm at
When I had to eat noodles, I ain't even eating noodles
Couldn't rock Top Ramen, had to know what to cook
So I remixed the pot til it looked like pasta
Big wheels [?] shredder cheese and a [?]
Now it's black rims from the mags on the dino
I gotta think big my nigga, 'cause I'm a giant
Oh, one more thing
Yeah, and you better start tripping on niggas or they'll try you

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