Before Shit Got Weird (Skit)

(album: Before Shit Got Weird - 2022)

Before Little Wayne spilled his lean in that one interview
"Oh my God, that's the biggest fuckup, I'm sorry"
Before you were paying 1200 for a pair of Jordans
"Jordans from Footlockers retailed at $260 less than a year ago. Now they are sailing for $700. In 1985 they sold for $40
Before Jake Paul was the world heavyweight champion on boxing
"Jake Paul just put Tyron Woodley in the playmode"
Before shit got weird
The story of two friends who traveled through time and space to save us all from the most dangerous enemy we encountered: ourselves
StrawberryHookerLLC, the director who brought you "Boys In The Hood 3: Ricky's Revenge" invites you to the Sci-Fi action thriller of the year and probably a few days into the next year: "Before Shit Got Weird", coming February 2022
Only in select theatres, on select days of the year, select times, after a select number of people pre-ordered tickets so we can get a headcount 'cause y'all must think that we made out of money or some shit. Well news flash, nigga, we're not so make sure you pre-order your tickets online on [?].com
Before Shit Got Weird: if you had the power to change the future, would you?