Sittin' On A Tree Stump

(album: I Don't Care That You Don't Mind - 2001)

Listen to the grass that's out there blowing
Look at that tractor just there sitting
It's my name that the bottle's calling
Listen to the goddamn song I'm singing

Drink your wine, listen to the crickets
It's so fine out here in the thickets
Sitting on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh

Look at that doggy sitting on the stairs
Look at that star shining way up there
Think of all the things that they're doing in jail
Think of all the rich ones out on bail

Drink your wine, listen to the crickets
It's so fine out here in the thickets
Sitting on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh

Look at the TV, it's all crappy
Look at the bald spot on yer pappy
Listen to his wheatfield out there blowing
Hope its doing better than his hair at growing

Drink your wine, listen to the crickets
It's so fine out here in the thickets
Sitting on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh