After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 1 - Volume 2) - 2016)

[Paula:]
Time for you to shut up!
Time for you to sit down!
Paula's tired of being your sidekick
Your henchman
Your eager..
Little..
Clown!

After everything I've done for you

[Rebecca:]
That I didn't ask for

[Paula:]
Do you have any idea the work you're undoing?
After everything I've done for you

"That you didn't ask for"

Let's just say Greg
Isn't the only one you're screwing!

Wanna know all the things I've done for you?

I broke into Josh's old high school and made copies of all his grades
I bumped into Lourdes at Starbucks and suggested you be a bridesmaid
I blackmailed Valencia's boss so now I control when she teaches
That's right! I make yoga class schedules!
There's no limit to where my reach is!

After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for
God! Will your lies never end?
After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for
The least you can do is be honest with your mother..
I mean, friend

What's that look on your face?
You're horrified, you think I'm a monster
For doing your dirty work
You think love is stainless and pure?
But beneath all the fantasy
There's filth and there's gore

So now it's time for me to walk out!
Time for me to say no!
Paula's tired of working for no thanks at all
Paula's gonna go!

You're nothing without me and my creativity!
I created you, you lived in my womb—I mean, figuratively
After everything I've done for you
I don't, I don't know why
So now I'm gonna say...
Goodbye!