Hello, Nice To Meet You

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 4) - 2019)

[REBECCA:]
Hello, nice to meet you
You've been inside of me

[GREG:]
Hello, nice to meet you
You broke my heart

[REBECCA:]
Aaaw

[REBECCA & GREG:]
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I've spent many years processing my anger
Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew
But it's nice to meet you

[GREF:]
Oh, ma'am, your baguette!

[REBECCA:]
It's funny, you remind me of this guy
Whom I labeled as toxic

[GREG:]
Yeah, in a certain light you look like
This girl who screwed my best friend

[REBECCA:]
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch

[GREG:]
Yeah, she kinda was

[REBECCA & GREG:]
We've met before
But I really can't place it

[GREG:]
Oh, was it that time
We ate pizza naked?

[REBECCA:]
Right! That night was sick
I ate sauce off your...

[GREG:]
Yes, and that burned

[REBECCA:]
Ouch

[REBECCA & GREG:]
It's nice to meet you

I mean is anyone we meet
Really that new to us
We're all the same species
That grew in a uterus

[REBECCA:]
A kiss is a kiss

[GREG:]
But to be fair
It's not every day your Doc asks
"How did sauce get in there?"

[REBECCA:]
Hello, nice to meet you
You seem really cool

[GREG:]
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool

[REBECCA & GREG:]
If you have a message
For my doppelganger
I'm happy to pass it
Along as a favor

[GREG:]
Tell her I have her scrunchie

[REBECCA:]
I still have his coat

[GREG:]
Tell her she kissed good

[REBECCA:]
Tell him I have notes

[GREG:]
Ouch

[REBECCA:]
Tell him it's sad
That he had to hide

[GREG:]
Tell her arrabbiata
Is not for inside

[REBECCA:]
Tell him I'm sorry

[GREG:]
Tell her I am too

[REBECCA & GREG:]
Now that's settled
It's nice to meet you
It's nice to meet you
In various meet cutes
It's nice to meet you