The Rookie's First Dead Body (Dialogue)

(album: Harbor City Season One - 2022)

[*Netflix intro plays*]

[*Rookie officer throws up*]

[Officer Pirelli:]
Not on my shoes come on rookie

[Rookie officer:]
Shit I'm sorry I'm sorry, I just

[Officer Pirelli:]
You never saw a dead body before?
My god where do you come from, parking enforcement?

[Coroner:]
Hey this the new guy huh chief?

[Officer Pirelli:]
Apparently
Twenty-five years in and suddenly I need a partner to mentor my last month

[Coroner:]
Well at any rate
Victim appears to be male, early twenties, gunshot wounds to the head

[Officer Pirelli:]
Fucking gangbangers

[Officer Pirelli:]
I don't know about that
There's some drama but the fatal wound appears to be a double tap
I'd say whoever did it, definitely knows their way around a firearm
I'll know more when I can take him in

[Rookie officer:]
His eyes, they're just black?

[Officer Pirelli:]
Eight-balls

[Rookie officer:]
What?

[Officer Pirelli:]
Christ, what
You never played pool before?
Eight-ball hemorrhage
The eyes are black because they're so filled with blood

[*Rookie officer throws up again*]

[Coop (homeless man):]
Hey what the, what the fuck do I smell?
What's that smell, smelling like turkey burgers out here [*sniffs*]
Which one of you... oh shit look at that nasty shit on the ground

[Officer Pirelli:]
Oh god, get him out of here

[Coop:]
Goddam piggly wiggly, what the fuck is that?

[Officer Pirelli:]
Get out of here
Secure your crime scene rookie!

[Rookie officer:]
Hey! Hey!
Get out of here man
It's a crime scene
[*starts chasing Coop*]

[Officer Pirelli:]
Rookie thinks he's gonna catch him

[Coop:]
Come get me

[Officer Pirelli:]
Coop ran a 4.2 40 back at Poly high school
[*laughs*]

[Rookie officer:]
Motherfucker
[*pants*]

[Officer Pirelli:]
Unhook the trailer rook
Pathetic

[Coop:]
Can't catch me motherfucker
I'm gone, I'm gone

[Officer Pirelli:]
Welcome to Harbor City