Who Shot Ya (Dialogue)

(album: Harbor City Season One - 2022)

[Officer Pirelli:]
Well you should of just ate back at the bodega

[Rookie officer:]
Man I wasn't hungry then
Plus one of the guys told me about this falafel spot by the pier

[Officer Pirelli:]
Oh good, you found it off cop Yelp
Well I don't know about any spots like that down here
So this better not take long
You sure you don't want another turkey burger?

[Rookie officer:]
I'm allergic to turkey

[Officer Pirelli:]
Oh I didn't know that about you

[Rookie officer:]
Wouldn't eat one unless I wanted to throw up

[Officer Pirelli:]
What the hell are you talking about?

[Rookie officer:]
Freeze! You're under arrest for homicide
Under Harbor City penal code one eighth seven dash tree

[Officer Pirelli:]
What the hell are you doing? Put that gun down
I'll have your badge for this goddammit

[Rookie officer:]
No

[Officer Pirelli:]
Drop your fucking weapon
You want to play with guns? Fine I'll play, now what were you saying?

[Rookie officer:]
You remember Michael Carlson?
That body we checked out at the pier?

[Officer Pirelli:]
Huh?

[Rookie officer:]
That ring a bell? You dumb fuck

[Officer Pirelli:]
You were there when we found him
The coroner said, he had a double tap wound and trauma
You got nothing on me, no weapon, no fingerprints, no

[Rookie officer:]
Let me just stop you right there, with your brilliant detective work
How many random murders do you see that feature a perfectly executed
Double tap wound from a police issued nine millimeter Beretta

[Officer Pirelli:]
Wait, the morgue hasn't even finished processing
Are you saying the cops shot him?

[Rookie officer:]
Not just any cop, you did!

[Officer Pirelli:]
Again you got zero proof and about thirty seconds to drop your weapon

[Rookie officer:]
Remember when I was having so much trouble, corralling the homeless man
On the crosswalk, yeah you remember
You drew my gun

[Officer Pirelli:]
What?

[Rookie officer:]
Now it has your fingerprints on it

[Officer Pirelli:]
You motherfu

[*gunshot*]