Roll-On Deoderant

(album: Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. - 2017)

Well I'm your roll on deodorant honey
Put me under your arm
I'm not stingy like a jellyfish so I won't do you no harm
Well I'm your roll on deodorant baby
I'm specialist goo
You can buy me from a superstore and roll me all over you
Well I'm your roll on deodorant hubby
I'm like a small bald man
I'm an antiperspirant that does not come in a can
Well I'm your roll on deodorant darling
And I smell artificial
I'm a dangerous nuclear weapon, I'm a super fragrant missile

I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future
I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future

Well I'm your roll on deodorant sexy
Silky fine to the touch
Soft and squishy like a teddy bear or a reservoir of pus
Well I'm your roll on deodorant poo poo
Kestrel for a knave
I'm a never-ending worm squiggling through a rave

I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future
I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future

Well I'm your roll on deodorant pal
And I'm all inclusive
I've got full control of your mind but I promise I won't abuse it
Yeah I got you a present, can you guess it? It's me!
I'm roll on deodorant and I'm gonna roll all over your body

La la la la factory
La la la la shelf
La la la la... foreseeable future
La la la la factory
La la la la shelf
La la la la... foreseeable future