Steve Berman (Skit)

(album: Devils Night - 2001)

[Eminem]
Hey Steve, Vanessa said you waned to see me

[Steve]
Marshall, I can call you Marshall right?

[Eminem]
Uhh, sure

[Steve]
Good, sit the fuck down for a second

[Eminem]
Okay

[Steve]
Do you just fuckin hate me?

[Eminem]
Hate you?

[Steve]
What the fuck have I ever done to you?
Your last record, we got lucky
This D12 album is fucked

[Eminem]
What's wrong with it?

[Steve]
I don't wanna rape my grandmother
I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls
I wanna roll on dubs, I want throw bows, I wanna rock prada

[Eminem]
Rock prada?

[Steve]
And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?

[Eminem]
What do you mean

[Steve]
Do you need a cat-scan?
Where the fuck did you find this guy

[Eminem]
I mean, I've known him like...

[Steve]
This album's never coming out

[Eminem]
Steve, you've only heard one song

[Steve]
Fuck you
Get the fuck outta here
Now

[Eminem]
Okay, okay, shit