Sex Change Shake

(album: I'm Alive And On Fire - 2001)

She got out of the car with a cocaine nose and a nosejob
She wore her pants so tight, wasn't too bright
It doesn't matter much when you're a sight for sore eyes
And everybody's gonna have a good time

I look at girls all the time
I can't help it, its a habit I've acquired
I need a woman's touch just a little too much
Too many good looking girls I wanna ask you all out

What's every good looking girl doing tonight
'Cause I'm free and I got my bedroom keys

Move it baby
Shake it honey
Twiddle that thing
Twiddle it girl

Oh baby I get so excited
God damn I need a sex change

In the middle of the night
She wakes me up and then we do it one more time
We do it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
And everybody's gonna have a good time

I look at girls all the time
I can't help it, it's a habit I've acquired
I need a woman's touch a little too much
Too many good looking girls I wanna ask you all out
What's every good looking girl doing tonight?
Take me I'm all the man you'll need
That's a promise

Alright baby you got a backstage pass
But you wanna get up on stage don't ya
I know you got some start part of the action happening
But let me tell you something
When you get up on stage you gotta shake that thing
You gotta twiddle that thing baby
And when you get up on stage light that thing on fire

Wow