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Jones From Indiana

Jones From Indiana

(album: Canada Songs - 2003)

The "product" we refer to is well equipped
In the service abilities of your common woman
Though in our opinion (and many others)
We have manufactured her to be far superior
To that of any "common" woman
There are, of course, risks to be taken
Though we rarely recieve complaints from our clients
(That unreadable fine print)

Defective product
Has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk

(Make that sweet green philosophical love)

Just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here

(Your signature waives responsibility from Jones Inc.
We apologize for any inconvenience)

Twelve months later...
[Client:] She's falling apart and she killed my dog
[Sales representative:] (silence)
[Client:] You know that once she swam in beauty?
[Sales representative:] That's true
[Client:] Well, where did it go?

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