Nutrition

(album: Big Lizard In My Backyard - 1985)

Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fucking backyard
I ain't got no money
Hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time
Hanging out at the shore
Giving myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go
Just moving on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset
When I see on the TV
All them people in this world
That is starving
But there's nothing in this world
That could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carving

Boy, I'm starving
Christ, I'm starving!

My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Living by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Nutrition
It's good for me
Nutrition
I've got vitamin C
I care
I care
I care
I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.