Sanitary Times

(album: Pretty Music For Pretty People - 2014)

Don't be hating on the electroplating Dead Body Tomb
If your beloved passes away too soon it can help you through the gloom

They'll last till the end of time
And they'll in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

She was nineteen when she was struck by a threshing machine, now she shines and gleams
Commemorate your final dying day and fight decay

They'll last till the end of time
And they'll in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

We use the finest salts in our silver nitrate baths
We use only grade a copper and our bronze cannot be surpassed
All warts we will shave, all wounds we'll close
And if you really, really, really like
You can customize the pose

Commemorate your final dying day now on layaway
Go for it girl, the endless summer tan is our special plan

Only 1795 dollars per ounce
If you act now expire within the next 3 years
You will receive a 20 percent rebate
Dead Body Tomb company is not responsible for unexpected leakage or resurrection
Body weight obtained before disembowelment