Grandpa's Not A Racist (He Just Voted For One)

(album: Quaker City Quiet Pills - 2023)

They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

Grandpa's screaming something about white genocide
As he crawls under the bed looking for someplace to hide
He talks a lot of bullshit when he's hitting the rum
But we know Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

Last night we found Grandpa wandering the streets
Whistling Dixie and wearing a white sheet
Letting everybody know He won't be replaced by the Jews
And we said
"Oh, Grandpa, who could ever replace you"

Do you know a racist Grandpa?
You see one every day
He wonders why the N-word is something he's not allowed to say
And while he's the worst person under the sun
We all know Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one

They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one