God Wrote Cum Junkie

(album: Quaker City Quiet Pills - 2023)

I saw His words written in the sky
In flaming letters 1000 feet high
"I want your body, I want your mind"
I could not avert my eyes
I heard there was a secret song
King David sang all night long
A melody to turn you on
Restore your faith and keep it strong

God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He didn't want to do it but He felt He had to
God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He gave His only song for me and you

And you can hear 'em in the back of the church
It ain't a science, it's just research
It's just graffiti on a marble arch
The last words of a mad monarch
And you can hear 'em in the very last pew
They've read the manual, they know the tune
They hold His Gospel to be true
Do unto me then I'll do unto you because

God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He didn't want to do it but He felt He had to
God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He gave His only song for me and you

He could've given it to Jason & the Nashville Scorchers
But in His wisdom He bestowed it upon the Genitorturers
Now we've got something to sing when all the church bells chime
We're simply having a Wonderful Cum Junkie Time!

God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He didn't want to do it but He felt He had to
God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He gave His only song for me and you

God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He didn't want to do it but He felt He had to
God wrote "Cum Junkie"
He gave His only song for me and you