White Trashed & Redneck'ed

(album: Jones County - 2014)

I may not be the most sophisticated man around, girl it's true
But right now I'm the only one in here that's talking to you
Now I've been working all week, bricks and concrete
Is just about to run me ragged

Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed, what do you say?
We'll go skinny dipping in the river, we'll go rolling in the hay
And in the morning you wake up with smeared makeup
Walking just a little bowlegged
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed

I got a lawn chair on our front porch for us to sit and watch the bug zapper
I got some Christmas lights to get the mood just right hooked up to the clapper
I got a fresh jar of shine from a buddy of mine to make you wanna get things shaking
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed

Now if you wanna go to a fancy restaurant
I can get us a table at Oakland BBQ
And if you wanna go out to a broadway show
My buddy Jimmy Dans got a hillbilly band and they playing until 2:00
Oh darling you are the reason that Levi Strauss invented jeans
And this here ain't no beer gut, it's the gas tank for a love machine
Now if you're gonna make a big mistake I say go ahead and make it

Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed, what do you say?
We'll go skinny dipping in the river, we'll go rolling in the hay
And in the morning you wake up with smeared makeup
Walking just a little bowlegged
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed
Let's get white trashed and red neck'ed