Anything You Can Do

(album: On Stage And In The Movies - 1967)

[Annie:]
Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!

[Frank:] No you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Frank:]
Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!

[Annie:] No, you're not!
[Frank:] Yes, I am!
[Annie:] No, you're not!
[Frank:] Yes, I am!
[Annie:] No, you're not!
[Frank:] Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

[Frank:] I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
[Annie:] I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
[Frank:] I can live on bread and cheese!
[Annie:] And only on that?
[Frank:] Yes!
[Annie:] So can a rat!

[Frank:] Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
[Annie:] I can sing anything higher than you!
[Frank:] No, you can't! (High)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can'(Highest)

[Annie:]
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!

[Frank:] Fifty cents?
[Annie:] Forty cents!
[Frank:] Thirty cents?
[Annie:] Twenty cents!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] Yes, I can!

[Frank:] Anything you can say, I can say softer
[Annie:] I can say anything softer than you
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Softly)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Softer)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Softer)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Frank:] Yes, I can (Full volume)

[Frank:] I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
[Annie:] I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
[Frank:] I can open any safe!
[Annie:] Without being caught?
[Frank:] Yes!
[Annie:] That's what I thought..., you crook!

[Frank:] Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
[Annie:] I can hold any note longer than you!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
[Frank:] Yes, you caaaan!

[Annie:]
Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!

[Frank:] In my coat?
[Annie:] In your vest!
[Frank:] In my shoes?
[Annie:] In your hat!
[Frank:] No, you can't!
[Annie:] Yes, I can..., yes, I can!

[Frank:] Anything you can say, I can say faster!
[Annie:] I can say anything faster than you!
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Fast)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Faster)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Frank:] No,you can't! (Faster)
[Annie:] YesIcan! (Fastest)

[Frank:] I can jump a hurdle!
[Annie:] I can wear a girdle!
[Frank:] I can knit a sweater!
[Annie:] I can fill it better!
[Frank:] I can do most anything!
[Annie:] Can you bake a pie?
[Frank:] No.!
[Annie:] Neither can I!

[Frank:] Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
[Annie:] I can sing anything sweeter than you!
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Sweetly)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Sweeter)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can't! (Sweeter)
[Annie:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
[Annie:] Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)

[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can't!