Toad Lickers

(album: A Map Of The Floating City - 2011)

Here come the toad lickers
Leapfroggy into town
Here come the toad lickers
Your world is upside down

Watch out, you shopkeepers
Petrol pump attendants
Cower, you burger flippers!
We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down
Burn that bastard down!

Here come the toad lickers
With snacking attitudes
Gallon of paint stripper
Horse pills and rubber tube

Tank up on Dr. Pepper
Twiglets and Jaffa Cakes
Long trail of sweet wrappers
Swirling in our wake

Forget your blues,
Forget your punk and funk
And Christian rock'n'roll!
Toad lickers!

Reseed the glands, secrete a
Brand new mash of bluegrass and techno!
...And do-si-do...

Suffer, you toad lickers
They're lurking all around
Those enemies of freedom
They'll try to bring you down

Come on, you toad lickers
High time to hit the mall
"Make Hay, Not War" sticker
On every 4 by 4

Wreak devastation to vegetation
All over Snowdonia-Snowdonia!
ID the species by the feces in the free mountain air
And I'm so there!

Gather the toad lickers
Fan out and hit the town
Scatter them pig knickers
This pond is sacred now

Here come the toad lickers
Leapfroggy into town
Look out, you city slickers
We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down
Burn that bastard down!

Burn that bastard down!
Burn that bastard down!

Burn that bastard down!