Can't Have My Dog

(album: The Optimystic - 2022)

Well head over boots, ya we fell in love
Bought a tail wagging kid of our own
A pure bred four legged golden hair hunting' machine
And it wasn't too long till true love turned south
Before we knew it she was kicking me out
Making demands and plans for everything

You can have my truck the old house too
The winnebago the fast boat and the pontoon
Take this old guitar, take my buddy John
You can have it all
You can't have my dog, No Ma'am

Cause I taught him how to sit and how to load it on up
Fetch a green head mississippi mallard duck
And I can't believe you think he'd leave my side
Cause he like to ride up high where the world can see us
Can 't feel the wind blow down low in your prius
He's not yours girl, thank God he's mine

You can have my truck the old house too
The winnebago, the fast boat and the pontoon
Take this old guitar, take my buddy John
You can have it all
You can't have my dog, No Ma'am

Come on boy

You can have my vinyl record
Have all my of my top shelf liquors
My Willy poster on the wall, ya'll
You can't have my Dog

You can have my truck the old house too
The winnebago, the fast boat and the pontoon
Take this old guitar, take my buddy John
You can have it all
You can't have my dog, No Ma'am

Take your cat, be on
You can't have my Dog

You can take the cat
You ain't getting my dog

No you can't put pink bows in the coat of a AKC registered goat
I'm talking the greatest of all time, the best of his line
And ya girl he's all mine

[*whistle*]
Come on boy, let's go