Flashlight (The Cullen Song)

I've got a diabolical plan this Halloween
One that's sure to increase my popularity
Didn't get invited to the costume party Friday night
But I won't stand here sulking in the twilight

I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it
Running so fast that it's never a race
Spreading lots of glitter all over my face
I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen

Not receiving invitations never stopped me before
I will show up knocking on their front door
Vampire teeth completes my costume, almost done
I bet Edward shops Forever 21

I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it
Running so fast that it's never a race
Spreading lots of glitter all over my face
I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen

[whining]

Driving this Benz like I got no license
Biting on necks like they're made of spices
Sucking on blood cause it tastes like honey
Climbing up trees with my spider monkey
Playing baseball, swing a bat like lightning
Gotta save Bella with some vampire fighting
Playing hooky from class cause I gotta go feed
Ripping up roots asking "What do we eat?"

I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen
the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it
Running so fast that it's never a race
Spreading lots of glitter all over my face
I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen