Ken Kaniff (Skit)

(album: The Slim Shady LP - 1999)

[Ken Kaniff]
Call this motherfucker [dial tone]
Ohh fuck yeah
Give 'im a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass

[Operator]
Thanks for waiting
This is [sound dipped]
May I help you?

[Ken Kaniff]
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call

[Operator]
What number?

[Ken Kaniff]
Ohhh
The number's [sound dipped] 62 [sound dipped]

[Automated Operator]
At the tone, please say your name (beep)

[Ken Kaniff]
Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit

[phone rings, man answers presumably supposed to be Eminem]

[Man] Yo
[Ken Kaniff] Hey there cockboy
[Man] Who's this?
[Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kannif
[Man] Who?
[Ken Kaniff] Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
[Man] From Connecticut?
[Ken Kaniff] Yean you wanna get a...
[Man] I don't know nobody in Connecticut
[Ken Kaniff] You wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Man] A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!?
[Man] Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
[Ken Kaniff] Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
[Man] He k-k-k-k
Yo shut up you little bitch
[Ken Kaniff] Oh you think I'm lyin huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha