The Kiss (Skit)

(album: The Eminem Show - 2002)

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fucking jail, cause I'm gonna kill this bitch.
[Gary] Yo' man
[Eminem] What?
[Gary] I don't know.
[Gary] I got a really, really bad feeling about this.
[Eminem] Man, would you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
[Gary] Alright, just let me park. I'm parking!
[Eminem] Fucking, turn the car off dog.
[Gary] Alright.
[Eminem] Alright, we wait.
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait until she comes out and then I'm gonna fucking kill her.
[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Just shut up, fucking clip is empty. It's not--.
[Gary] Don't point that shit at me!
[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!
[Gary] Dude! God I fucking hate when you do that shit.
[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck.
[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
[Eminem] Gets you every time. Is that her?
[Gary] Where?
[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.
[Gary] Yeah, fuck.
[Eminem] Alright, get down, get down.
[Gary] Here we go again.
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] The fuck! Want me to get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo', who's she walking with?
[Gary] The fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think so.
[Eminem] Dog, she just fucking kissed him.
[Gary] No, she didn't!
[Eminem] She's kissing him dog! She fucking kissed
[Gary] No she's not...oh shit.
[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!
[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!