So Much Better

(album: The Marshall Mathers LP 2 - 2013)

You fucking groupie, pick up the goddamn phone

Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio, bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre?
You went there looking for me? Boo that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me, you gon' end up with a huge goose egg
You fake lying slut you never told me you knew Drake
And Lupe? you wanna lose two legs?
You trying to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you, you say
OK, yeah and I'm coo-coo, ay?
Well screw you and I'll be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, fourth Dre, Drake, Lupe oohm touché
Well you're too two-faced for me thought you was my number one true blue ace
But you ain't
And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face
'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking Bluetooth ache
You're feeling blue, too late
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate

My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead? I would feel so much much better

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway, tryna get some time alone and just think
'Til the cops pulled me over but they let me go 'cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk 'cause that bitch drove me to drink
I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun but bitch is such a 'broad' statement and I'm
Channeling my anger through every single station that's on
'Cause a woman broke my he-art I say he-art
'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the garbage
Who do you think you a-are bitch?
Guess it's time for me to get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I lo-lo-lo-lo lesbian
Aaahhh I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life'd be so much better if you just

My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead? I would feel so much much better

'Cause you told me you'd love me forever bitch that was a lie
Now I never wanted someone to die so bad in my fucking life
But fuck it there's other fish in the sea

And I'm a have a whale of a time being a single sailor
For the night, bitch on a scale of
One to ten shit I must be the Holy Grail of
Catches hoe I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (dayla)
I might hit the club find a chick that's tailor
Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back get hammered and nail her
These bitches tryna get attached but they're failing to latch onto the tail of
My bumper they're scratching at the back of my trailer
Like I'm itching to get hitched, yeah I'm rich as a bitch
But bitches ain't shit I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me that's what I call pitching a bitch
That's why I'm swinging at these chicks on-site
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's 'foul' but my dick's on 'strike'
So all that love shit is null and void, bitch I'm a droid
I avoid Cupid stupid. Wasn't for blow jobs you'd be unemployed
Oye, yoy-yoy
Man oh, man your boy-boy-boy's
Getting sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink oink oink
You fucking pigs all you're good for is doink doink doink
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
She's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun
I'll take 'em all out, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack and just
Drop dead and I'm a throw a fucking party after this
'Cause, yes

My life would be so much better, if you just dropped dead
(I hate you)
I was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my head
(You made me like this way)
And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead?
(Bitch)
I would feel so much much better

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you