Those Dogs

(album: Masterpiece Theatre - 2000)

I'm not much into dogs
And they're not into me
That's my history
I can't change it now
Cuz those dogs are still on the prowl

[1]
Dogs are puppies that grow up wild
And they don't do what you want them to
Treat you nice just to get a prize
And once they get it
Then they're through with you

Get your digits to call you back
You'll never hear from him again, that's whack
He tells you you're the only one that's phat
Then hits your friend up behind your back

[Repeat 1]

He asked you out to see a show
And lost his wallet, how? He doesn't know
He asked you if you'd pay the bill
He'll pay you back, oh yeah, I bet he will

I bet he will
I bet he won't
He'll probably use it for a bag of smoke
A bag of smoke
You know the kind
That makes you tipsey like a bottle of wine

They like to bite
They like to fight
They like to howl at every girl in sight
They like to beg
They like to whine
They like to smell at every stray behind

A stray behind
You know the kind
They're big and round and they're easy to find
Easy to find
They are for dogs
As for a dog's life, it's a world of fun

[Eklypse]
I ain't no dog, you know I ain't no dog
How you gon' come at me like that
You know me better than that
Don't try to come and say men are dogs
Without saying that you all dogs too
The reflection of a man is the woman, it's true
And I'm here to let you know about a boo
Who tried to give her everything
Which really doesn't seem quite enough
That's why some of us give up so easy
Relationships getting too tough
All of a sudden there goes your friend
Flossing around like she's sexy
What you don't know is that she'll let me
If she get a chance to get in my pants
Once or twice for her it's nice
She be scheming from the start
Waiting for us to fall apart
I leave a little stuff inside my car

[Repeat 1]

[Eklypse]
Now a dog's a dog, that's just gon' be
In a group, in a single, or in different breeds
Past my fast life, perpetrating the front
Scheming on opposite sex for what you want
Whoo, whoo, when you hear 'em calling
Back up wit' the dog who balling
Take advice from the wise
When you see him coming
It's when you slip up, we'll all be humming
Cuz the grave's cold and the ground's wet
Trying to trick love on the cost of bets
See they're skank in every state
And only you can seal your fate
You twist and turn in the burning wreck
I leave a memory that he'll never forget
That's why there was a need to talk about dogs
To give an example to all y'al