Kissing Bandit

(album: Boomin' Words From Hell - 1989)

Bitches like niggaz to dog them out
So I'm here to let you know what they all about
Don't hesitate to smack her
She like's when you mack her
Play the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackers
Nine days, night's, dont come twice
You gotta stay in control and on top
You get two for one and at the same price
Or get dropped like potato's
Mack on your ho, you've got to mack on your ho
And here's how to be real playa
You've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho

Bitch aint nothin but meat on a stick
Only job in life is to please a dick
Dont ever let her forget that you run shit
And if she get outta line that ass gone get kicked
Playa's got ho's for every day of the week
All under control and all like to freak
Bitch aint nothin but nasty, sleazy
Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy
Be my ho and I'll be your pimp
Cool niggaz strut, the lame a limp
Betta make my money seven day's a week
And if somebody ask, you my freak
Because..

[chorus]

Yellow freaks like black dick daddy
So pull down your panties and show me that fanny
Your girl's a ho, but still you claim her
Wild as a beast only I can tame her
She tole me herself she like the dick I threw
Hit the pussy so hard turned her ass black and blue
Add another to my collection, her nigga was weak
Tryin to fall in love sucka with a stone cold freak
Bitches dont like that, that's why you mack on em
Kick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on em
All day, all night till they do you right
'cause a nigga like me a just fuck your wife
For nothin, and nutting in her ass is my pleasure
Leave a dirty ass rubber in your room on your dresser
That's my trademark, I broke your wife's heart
But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start 'cause..

[chorus]

I'm the fucking kissing bandit in your neighborhood
I fuck your wife like she wish you would
When you come in, I leave out
I even got a set of keys to your house
She said I was the only man who made her cum right
While you was out cheatin I was fucking her all night
No shame to my game, fuck dame after dame
You was loving her one night and she called you my name
See I dont give a fuck about your wife you see
She aint cheatin on me, I'm the ban D-I-T
Who can resist, no ho can resist
'cause I'm the fucking kissing bandit and my dick is priceless
I might be your foe, I might be your boy
I know I fucked your ho and I brought her much joy 'cause..

[chorus]

I'm making bitches cum like rainy days
One wet pussy fucked a hundred ways
In less than an hour bitch is lovin the thought of me
Her pussy so watery, I guess I ought to be
On my way, before I leave you say "I bring you joy and you wish I'd stay."
But I cant I got to roll, my job is done
Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum
I'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T
Fuckin niggaz bitches is my fucking hobby
I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy
And my style of fuckin, your man cant copy
Having wet dreams scream, be a dream for Esham
Today I felt like rain, I made your ho cum
To sum it all up, I'm a bad mother fucker
Turning innocent girl's into freaky dick suckers
Today it's all loose and you dont understand it
Your girl got fucked by the kissing bandit