I Aint Cha Homey

(album: I Ain't Cha Homey - 2009)

[Homey:]
Clowns are committed to making the world a better place.
Decapitation doesn't fit into that category.

[Interviewer:]
So you guys take this clown stuff seriously?
Are you always in makeup?

[Homey:]
Hmm... As much as possible.
It's part of being a clown.
It's like a second skin.
[Interviewer:]
What's the appeal, what makes someone want to be a clown
[Homey:]
That's easy... make people happy
It's like being an actor.
You get to put on a mask and be someone else all day long.
Get to forget about your problems.
And hopefully help other people forget about theirs

[Interviewer:]
But surely you can't wear a smile all the time

[Homey:]
Don't call me Shirley

[Interviewer:]
I mean don't you ever have days when you get angry?

[Homey:]
Angry or homicidal?
Is this really an expose or do you wanna find out if I put on a killer face and collect heads for fun?
What do you really wanna ask?

[Interviewer:]
Well, why don't we start with…

[Sound byte:]
Who's the real Homey the Clown?

[Homey:]
HAH! Aha ha haha... Just a guy that wants to put on a mask and make the world a better place

[Homey tha Clown:]
Naw, I ain't ya homey
And you don't know me
All that right there for you? Yeah you owe me
Cuz I got a smile painted upside down
It's a frown
Bitch, how you like me now
The very first wicked clown
I gets down
I stand when I piss
While you sits down
Cocksucker motherfucker eat a dick up
The wicket shit I'm takin back this a stick up
I got another trick up my sleeve Homey's back you in disbelief
I run this, did this, done this a hundred times or more put your brains on the floor
Every body wanna be me no need for improvement

[Announcer:]
We'll have a moment for silence for Michael Jackson

[Homey:]
Not saying I did it
I even got niggers in Kansas with the tech n9ne spit
Whole world turned wicked as much as I kick it
Can't pay the rent with my style so you getting evicted
Naw, I ain't ya homey
I ain't ya homey
Naw, I ain't ya homey
I ain't ya homey
Naw, I ain't ya fam
Hit you with the boom, pow, and the bam
You know who I am.. homey the clown
God damn!
I ain't ya homey
Naw I ain't ya homey
Naw I ain't ya homey