Get Off

(album: We Didn't Invent The Remix - 2006)

Hello?

Soon it's twenty-three positions in a one night stand
Well, that may be true for you Mr Prince
but I can't seem to avoid straight-up fucking awkward positions
throughout the whole evening
Who ever she is, you know what I mean?

Let me explain, let me explain…

It started of decent, chilling at my place
the girl looked hot, well, at least on MySpace
Agreed to hook up and I brought her to my space
When she turned up; this girl had a dry face
Not the one to complain, I refrain from my usual line of abuse
but to make matters worse, I forgotten her first name
I use my usual excuse:

“Hey, how you doing B, are you bothered if I call you B
'cause it suits you better
Look I like your real name but B means beautiful
plus is just one letter”

So I head to the bar, come back sit down
started pressing her with my trivia
on the table to my left, I see B looking crossed
'cause I'm chatting to a girl who looks similar

Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am

It ain't easy, it's just mad, it ain't straight-forward
every time things turn bad
It ain't simple, it's complex
It ain't plain-sailing dealing with the opposite sex

Stop acting like a clown whilst I look her up and down
her body is being dissected
I order the bill for the drinks
when I front it, my debit card's gets rejected
So she has to sign, but don't seem to mind
See usually girls would've tagged me
She's paid for our night, but still seems keen
but she's still gotta pay for the taxi

We arrive at her door and she's still looking sure
that she wants to take me up for a night cap
She pushes, slaps me about for a bit
doesn't matter 'cause I actually like that
We getting onto shit you wouldn't even find
in German adult entertainment
We take a break then she looks at me
says: “So when are we gonna talk payment?”

Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am

Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody
Get
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody
Get
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody
Get
Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody