Tasered And Maced

(album: The Flaming Lips And Heady Fwends - 2012)

Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you
Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that
Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you
But cops don't do that
And, and, and I found out the hard way
But, but they proceeded to tell an old lady to go back inside
And right when they were fixing to go through the door
They fold the door down and slam me on the ground
Slam me, slam me
Needless to say the crowd went crazy
And so did the cops, they were in a frenzy
They came in and started macing everybody
About that time, macing
Bombing, macing, whatever you need to bug
…you the bugs all night, your house
So he comes through the conference room
With coffee on the back
Without even thinking
And my primal rage stage
I was inebriated with alcohol
That was it, that was it
And young, young vitality, vitality
And I don't even think, and I grab the cop from behind
And he, and he was like what are you doing man?
And he started to mace me right in my face
Not even in the foot, away from my face
So I stop thinking, I just take off running
I was actually high-stepping, it was like
My buddy said he saw me, and I was like he saw some
Long legged creature just like
He took a base high stepping
Going down sixth street, stop tinkling
So I stopped and turned around
Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you
Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that
Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you
But cops don't do that, and, and, and I found out the hard way
Because they caught me, because they caught me
Fantastic but I can't catch them
Needless to say I turned around
And proceeded to take me to the ground
And taser me, taser me, taser me
Tasered and maced pretty good