Nothin' Wrong

(album: Folk The World Tour - 2002)

I got three kids and a lovely wife
I got a happy home and a
electric carving knife

that's why I wrote this song
because there's nothing wrong
nope, there's nothing wrong with my life
there's nothing wrong, nope, there's nothing wrong
there's just nothing wrong with my life

I got a four wheel drive
and I got a computer hard drive
and I got Asheville? drive
and I got plenty of motivational drive

that's why I wrote this song
because there's nothing wrong
there's just nothing wrong with my life
nothing wrong, nothing wrong, nothing wrong with my life

but then one day
my wife phoned
to tell me I was
on my own

and now there's one thing wrong
one thing wrong
one thing wrong with my life

so I had to change my song from "there been nothing wrong" to
"there been something wrong" with my life

there's something wrong, there's something wrong, now there's something wrong with my life (arooo)
to change my song from "there been nothing wrong" to "there been something wrong" with my life

well I, I caught my wife, and I,
I had my electric knife and I just
carved her up
and put a end to my strife

and now there's nothing wrong
no, there's nothing wrong
there's just nothing wrong with my life
nothing wrong, nope there's nothing wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life

[Speaking:]
hello sheriff, what can I do for you?
my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.
I left her all over the place.
I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store
you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.
the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.

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