Vanz Kant Danz

(album: Centerfield - 1985)

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Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. [X4]

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Out in the street a crowd is gathering,
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wanting to dance.
Making their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,
For the little pig Vanz.

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You're watching 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're making their move;
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.

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