saitama

(album: pond scum - 2023)

Is that what you've spent all those years honing your skills for?
Yo, ayy
Check, check, check, yo
Tell me how it feel, tell me how it feel
Tell me how it feel, tell me how it feel, yeah
Check, check, uh, yeah, yo
Check me out, yuh
Check me out, woah
Yeah, uh

I got the blade on my back when I step in the booth
Empty packs of the backwoods all over the room
The outcome is a blood bath, me vs. you
Y'all can't even hold a candle to my Kenjutsu
Yo, the fog settles over cherry blossom petals
I walk this road alone knowing I can never settle
But I revel in the solitude, homie, what you tryna do?
Always know my opposition' latitude and longitude
I'm gripping my weapon
Only thing that you the master of's the art of deception
Bet you cower at my battle cry, no rapper left alive
That kaze no kizu hit you by surprise
Uh, asparagus with salmon
I'm liable to hit you with that special beam cannon
I park the Phantom beside the castle like I'm Ganon
I invaded the game like a Dark Souls phantom, bitch

Yeah, yo
Yeah, check, check
Yeah
Check me out, yuh
Check me out, woah
Woah
I cut 'em down, what, yeah
I cut 'em down, yeah
Uh, ayy, woah, bitch
Check me out, yuh
Check me out, yuh

I cut 'em down and then I sheathe the katana
Prolly smelling like sandalwood and some good marijuana
I'm the Loch Ness monster, feeling like Saitama
Smack yo' ass up today, you might not wake up tomorrow
It be the cess and Hennessy that made me act like this
Roll one quick, know I keep a real big spliff lit
I'm rocking Retros and some SB Dunk Lows
24 inches on the Forgi's and the grill chrome
Check it, I take the mic and I wreck it
Bunch of dickhead rappers and the girth unimpressive
Yeah, I'm ruthless, relentless
Cut you like I'm Kenshin
Way I run the game, take your favorite rapper and bench 'em
Rappers doing features, to me it look like a playdate
R.I.P to Dilla and R.I.P to Nujabes
I'm playing Playstation on a stay-ca'
And I won't stop until I meet Wiz and smoke a L of KK, bitch

Tell me how it feel, boy
Ayy
Yeah, yeah
Ooh, yo
How foolish! I underestimated these guys
Power level 1330! I can't block that
Hahaha
Alright then Green Man, let's see what you've got
It's all yours
Special beam cannon!