Stephen Plays The Drums

(album: Buddies II: Still Buddies - 2020)

Stephen plays the drums, but he's not even the drummer in the band
You think he's a guitarist, but he's secretly a very rhythmic man
He's been licking his chops, practicing them too
Sits behind the kit he knows exactly what to do
Stephen plays the drums, but he's not even the drummer in the band

He's a dark horse drummer, not a bummer, and he's never uptight
He knows the old fast songs and he actually plays them right, right, right

Stephen is a Trekkie, but everybody thinks he is a punk
He was even in a movie in the 80s, in which he played a punk
He's a really sweet dude, might come as a surprise
He's the punkest motherfucker on the Starship Enterprise
Stephen is a Trekkie, but everybody knows he's a punk

He's a dark horse drummer, not a bummer, and he's never uptight
He knows the old fast songs and he actually plays them right, right, right
Stephen is a drummer, he'd be the drummer if the buddies were a band