WPLJ

(album: Does Humor Belong In Music? - 1986)

So... (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
I say WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
(Jungle Boogie now!)
WPLJ, really taste good to me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really makes you feel so fine, so fine, so fine

I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said: "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you!

You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you!

The W is the White
The P is the Port
The L is the Lemon
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you!

I feel so good, I feel so fine
Got plenty loving, got plenty wine
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you!