Zomby Woof

(album: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 - 1988)

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more
It seem to me that it just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the morning
With a Zomby Woof behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be

I am the Zomby Woof
I'm that creature all the ladies been talking about

I am the Zomby Woof
They all seek for shelter when I come charging out

Telling you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the Zomby Woof

Telling you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is...

Reety-awrighty, he da Zomby Woof
Reety-awrighty, he da Zomby Woof

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady...

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof
I might snatch you up screaming through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you up on the roof
Don't mess with the Zomby Woof, no...

I am about as bad as a Boogie Man can be!

Telling you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the Zomby Woof

Telling you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the Zomby Woof