Bats In Your Hair

(album: BATS - 2023)

Another sunny day, not a muthafucking cloud in the sky
Down by the bay with the folks all strolling by
Feed a deer, skip and sing
What's that noise? It sounds like wings

Swooping, alighting
Flapping and biting
It's mayhem
Squealing, disgracing
Pinwheeling your arms
No way to dissuade them

Bats! In your hair!
There are bats! Bats in your hair!
Rats in the basement
A cat in the brain
It's time to panic
It's time to go insane
'Cause there are bats in your hair!
There are bats in your hair!

Romantic meal, moon shining bright
On the verandah, what a magical night
A ring in the champagne, and a kiss on the cheek
What's that noise? Sounds like a squeak

Descend in a cloud
As they harry the crowd
You're impotent
Clawing your face
As you run about the place
They're not rodents

Bats! In your hair!
There are bats! Bats in your hair!
Rats in the basement
A cat in the brain
It's time to panic
It's time to go insane
'Cause there are bats in your hair!
'Cause there are bats in your hair!

There
There are
There are bats
There are bats in
There are bats in your
There are bats in your hair