i'd follow you all around the world

(album: dummy parade - 2016)

Welcome aboard
Approximately how many go ignored?
Well, I'll tell you, not one
And this simply won't be fun
'Til you comply and admit that you're mine

Speaking of your global tour
I know the countries by heart and much more
Airlines really sell for the future as well
Where you go, I'm gonna go to

If you were from London, right near the west end
Then I'd see a new musical every weekend
And if you were an Aussie, who lived in this Brisbane
Then I'd spend my days doing whatever it is that wallabies do all day
You bore me to death with sad little stories of why I shouldn't waste my breath

'Cause I followed
You all around the world
And, though, you don't know me
I swear that I'm the only girl
And they say that I've hit a new low
But I care too much about you to let you go
And this is something real, as far as I know

Now I'm reading SkyMall
I swear one day we're gonna go purchase it all
Pet steps, garden statues, I'm aware that nobody is gonna use
If you were from China, just promise one thing
That we'd have just one kid when we live in Beijing
And if you were from Greenland right near the North Pole
Tell the Clauses hello for me, and then tell them it's not really safe to be giving kids coal
You bore me to death with sad little stories of why I shouldn't waste my breath

'Cause I followed
You all around the world
And, though, you don't know me
I swear that I'm the only girl
And they say that I've hit a new low
But I care too much about you to let you go
And this is something real, as far as I know

But I saw, what you said, oh tentative bae
Telling your girlfriend to have a great day
You've dated for more years than I've been alive
But given my age that's a bond I can strive to break
So how long will it take
Sure I'll grow up but I'm sure I'll never change
(No I won't)
I won't change
(No I won't)
I won't change
(No I won't)
I won't change
I won't change

But if you were controlling, here's an idea
Travel east take out Kim, let's leave North Korea
And if you were an Anarchist, well that's a surprise
But we'd move to Antarctica surrounded by penguins and rioting down in the ice
And I swear to you it would be as nice as anything you've ever done before
Look out because I'm here and I went through ice

And I would follow you
Wherever you may go
Just so that you can know
Its the same to me regardless of the fame
I know my approach don't go out of style
Cause you're worth every mile