Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, God Knows
Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose,
Anything goes

Anything you can be,
I can be greater
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you

No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're NOT. Yes, I am
Yes, I am

The World has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today

When most guys today
That women prize today are just silly gigolos

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you

No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I ...

Yes, I can !!!