No Swearing

(album: Original Pyrite Material - 2019)

Theres a lot of swearing on these songs isn't there
I mean like you know my mother can't even listen to the song anymore
There's too much swearing in here
Thing is right my nephew Carl he's only like six or something or seven or fourteen
And he can't play it in the car and his mother gets all upset
Why don't we do a song with no swearing in it
What like a song with no swearing
Yeah like a song with no swearing in it
You know don't fucking swear
Alright

I use to be a mother puffin fool
Swearing like I was in primary school
Clucking bell my tongue was so sharp
All the cuss words I'm like wholly carp
I was massive Fragile Rock
Coz I was trying to show off I was trying to shock
I thought what the helicopter now I see
It's just a load of sugar honey ice tea
I think peas and rice back in the day
When I think of all the words that I use to say
You can tell you mum I don't give a flying duck
I ain't gonna curse so turn this snap up

So turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there's no swearing
Turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there ain't no swearing

No middle fingers no flicking Vs
No references involving cheese
Won't be saying words that rhyme with sponge
That start with CLU and end in UNGE
It's more than just not swearing
People need to be more caring and sharing
So when it comes to swearing give it a pass
I don't give a fire truck you can kiss my grass
Snoop Dogg M and M and Little Wayne
Shut the front door let me explain
Stop cussing yo don't be a schmuck
When it comes to Gangster Rap I don't give a Donald Duck
Mister T would have called you a suck and Die Hard
Yippee ki yay mother trucker
Control your language for fox cakes
Holy guacamole put on the breaks

So turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there's no swearing
Turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there ain't no swearing

I know the B words I know the T word
I know both the C words I know all the F words
Is there one that begins with L

If you don't want to hear the F bomb going boom
Start giving a shiitake mushrooms
Don't be a son of a biscuit you know what to do
If I hear you swear I'm gonna say yuk foo
Holy spit cut out the swears
Your not a celebrity chef it's not kitchen nightmares
Turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
But just remember there's no swearing
Rap and Grime could be to blame
Full of Fs and Ss just to profane
Apparently Michael Jackson never swore
But would you let him baby sit your kids I'm not sure
Don't be a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
Your lying if you said you heard Will Smith swear
Dagnabbit he'll be saying oh snap
Coz there ain't no swear word in this rap

So turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there's no swearing
Turn up the bass till the stereo's blaring
Just remember there ain't no swearing

I don't I had to I gave up swearing like
Coz people got upset like
Coz I do it all the time like
I don't do much now
Just when I watch celebrity Crystal Maze on the TV