PJs

(album: Original Pyrite Material - 2019)

Yeah thats right one time
This is how we do it in the NPT
Mother Hubbard

One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go
One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go

Wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity walking down the street
To the shops to get me something to eat
I'm wearing my pigitty pigitty pigitty pigitty jams
Coz I don't give a fuck and I don't give a damn
Thats how we roll in the NPT
When you going down the shops coz you've run out of tea
Looking really fly in my onesie
And I take my teddy bear for company

One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go
One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go

I get up and I'm straight out the door
Coz I got no shame I don't care no more
I only want beer and a microwave meal
I don't know what the fuss is or the big deal
It's not like Im shopping in the nude
I just want some Rizlas and dog food
Some people want a selfie some people throwing shade
Coz I'm dressed as a unicorn buying lemonade

Like is a catwalk so put on what you feel
If you want to wear pyjamas then it ain't no fucking deal
I wears them on the school run the missus is ashamed
Not because they're PJs but because they're stained

Last week I wore my PJs all day
To the job centre then to get a take away
I gets up late I haven't got dressed
So I'm shopping in my PJs at the Baneswell Express

One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go
One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go

If I was on a Stag do dressed as David Hasselhoff
Or and adult baby you wouldn't even scoff
Wearing a snorkel flippers or dressed like Robocop
When you seen me by the milks you wouldn't even stop
Or dressed like Jimmy Savile or other well known pedophiles
You wouldn't bat an eyelid when you seen me in the isles
But when you see me in my PJs by the frozen goods
You got me banned from all the local shops in the neighbourhoods

Once upon a time well right now yo
I wear my pyjamas and live life slow
Where laws are stern and justice is good
So I can't wear my PJs to the shops in Beachwood

But it should be my choice if I want to get dressed
Or stay in my jim jams when I'm buying chicken breast
Your just mega jells don't get annoyed
I bet you wish you were stoned and unemployed

Just hit the west side of the NPT
Gonna get a scratch card for the lottery
Got my slippers on think I'm going down
To the Bansewell Express in my dressing gown

One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go
One two three to the four
I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
Put on my slippers walk out the front door
It's the GLC everybody lets go